Chef’s Arse – Seeking Relief, a Remedy, Treatment Or Cure?
Posted on April 13, 2016
Got the dreaded Chef’s Arse? Are you Seeking Relief, a Remedy, Treatment Or Cure? Then read on…
Dear Chef
It’s tough enough you’re blasting out 300 covers over the gantry in a furnace like environment on a busy kitchen stint. But when the added displeasure of what’s known as chef’s arse creeps into the mix it’s nigh on impossible to take your mind off that searing, grating pain down between your ass crack & sweaty knacker sack.
You always feel like a slowly roasting pig behind the stove, & having the dry burning sensation of sandpaper between your scrotum is an experience no self-respecting Chef, would or should endure.
To put it mildly, Chef’s arse can feel like an open wound with salt thrown over it, and the chafed skin can make you walk like a very saddle sore John Wayne indeed.
An Arse like a Japanese flag!
Chef’s Arse, Chefs Ass, Swass, or more formally spoken, chafing is caused by friction of the skin. It is a serious complaint when the painful soreness about the arse crack and undercarriage can make any hardened man wince.
Corn flour around your bean bag!
There are some stories of Chef’s dosing Corn flour around their gonads to alleviate symptoms, but actually liberally sprinkling corn flour around your ass cheeks and knacker sack does surprisingly work wonders. This is because of the high starch content that seems to mop up excessive moisture from your chafed skin.
You’ve probably witnessed advertisements for women or nappy rash, but what’s here for you fella’s suffering this terrible affliction.? Who can you turn to when you’re in dire need of some soothing relief. What can you do to give preventative care for your skin inflamed balls and ass?
Well gent’s, there is something at long last available to you. It’s a new cream developed to help cure chef’s arse. It’s a soothing lotion not branded for babies and women, but for the hard working men who are in dire need of some immediate relief in the nether regions.
Chefs arse cream- A New cream developed to help relieve chef’s arse.
Introducing Grizzly Sports Cream. It’s formulated to tackle the painful dry and sore areas which are caused by a build up of salty sweat. This then drips down your back and makes the crotch, inner thigh’s and ass crack severely sore.
This ‘Miracle’ Sports Cream has been developed in North Yorkshire & has been tested in the toughest of conditions by Military Personnel, it’s soothing cream has been designed to protect sensitive and intimate areas of the body such as your Thighs, Groin, & Arse Crack. This treatment can also be applied to Nipples & Armpits.
It’s specially formulated cream can be used for:
- Cyclists
- Runners
- Tennis Players
- Golfers
- Chef’s, & Absolutely anyone with a sweaty groin Area.
You can apply Grizzly Active Cream Before & After exercise to problem areas, so you can use as a prevention & treatment.
The Antiseptic properties are here to help you combat extreme forms of skin chafing & soothe irritated skin, and unlike many other ‘Chamois’ creams, Grizzly will gently treat inflamed areas. They come in handy individual sachets so you can carry them in your wallet or pockets.
So why not try Grizzly Cream from Amazon.co.uk ? For just for a fiver you can have 10 soothing to apply on the offending inflammation.
Seriously, why not try a dose? That’s 50 pence per sachet you can easily carry with you.
Yes, I Want RELIEF, Take Me To The Page Now!
It’s a 5 star rated product and has many noteworthy & positive reviews from buyers. It doesn’t cost much, & getting a batch of them delivered directly to your door or business address is easy. However, standard postage rates may apply.
Need convincing? Take a look here to see what past sufferers are saying.
I urge you to take a look at the more detailed reviews to help you discover some much-needed treatment. Because sweating in a Kitchen long hours during the summer months is surely going to warrant an effective remedy down your kecks.
But it’s not something only we chef’s have to deal with, Grizzly Active Cream is here for Cabbies, Bus Drivers & Bicycle Riders just to name some.
So do yourself justice, and have some arse cream ready to apply!
I hope you’ve found this write up to be useful. I’m here to point out the right direction, so you can now to tend to the irritable and pesky Chef’s Arse. Let’s have some Cookery in confidence!
All the very best.
GO GET SOME HERE!
Pete.
PS. Please leave your welcome received comments below!
Hi there,
No idea how I managed to stumble on your site. I think I seen it on social media somewhere. I though “chef arse” this got to be some kind of joke. (sadly it is not, very inconvenient condition)
I love your sense of humour and style of writing, really made me laugh. I think this is going viral on social media if it is not this post should “backside like the Japanese flag”..love it! very funny indeed, ver humorous.
Thanks Derek, for heading over here today and joining this post.
The saying ‘Chef’s Arse’ is something that’s informally spoken or a slang industry term for a bad skin condition around the arse and groin region. Although dosing the post with humour I’m sure those of you with a touch of Chef’s Arse will certainly feel it’s no joke to actually experience, myself included.
Yes, a sufferers arse really does feel like a Japanese flag and not treated properly becomes worse. I’ve worked with many Chef’s over the years to hear them complain about the soreness from working in hot humid kitchens.
It’s an occupational hazard and unfortunately, Chef’s Arse will strike, especially these upcoming summer months when the extractor fans do very little to actually cool us down.
Thanks again Derek for your visit here this afternoon.
Take care now,
Pete.
Great write up with a fantastic sense of humor. Never had this affliction myself, but if I ever do I will remember this product for sure. I can imagine nothing worse than a case of dry chapped skin burning away while sweating like a pig in the kitchen. Look forward to your next review, cheers Jamie
Thanks Jamie, for looking at Chef’s Arse cream today. For thousands of catering worker’s this condition known as chefs arse really is a pain in the ass. Unlike most occupations we dont have the benefit of being able to strip down when the heat goes up. We have to perform cookery fully clothed and that means we sweat it out majorly for hours at a time. To prevent or treat chef’s arse is the main aim here and I hope it’s useful for those looking for relief.
Cheers & all the very best,
Pete.
This is a very new product for me, I can see the chefs seem very interested about this stuff. Is this product safe for people who have skin allergies, I find it very difficult to find something that’s safe for me. Thank you for your review, I can tell you’re very excited about this and happy to share with all of us today.
Hi Jeff, thanks for heading over here and enquiring about your concerns. Grizzly Active Cream is designed to protect and sooth sensitive and intimate areas of the body, such as the thighs, groin, Buttock crack, nipples & armpits. However, please note that if you are sensitive to the following ingredients you are advised not to use: Aqua, Cetyl Alcohol, Petrolatum, Lanolin Alcohol, Peg 20 Sterate, Benzalkonium Chloride, Centrimonium Bromide, p-Chloro-m Cresol.
If your unsure, seek a product which is mild or hypoallergenic, & only treat symptoms after due diligence & care is taken.
All the very best
Pete
Hi, I think I’ve read one of your previous articles about this chef’s Arse, and you really convinced me there about the utility of this cream. Now I can say the same thing, that condition seems to be really serious, especially if you are forced to stay in that environment daily, as a job.
So I’m definitely FOR this cream, I will actually recommend it to someone who works in this field 🙂
Thanks Ashley for visiting Chef’s Arse Cream again.
Everyday, Sports people like Golfers, Tennis Players, Runners, & Cyclists will all suffer with problem areas after exercise. This will also effect Taxi Drivers, Bus Drivers and Wet Suit Diver just to name some. Grizzly Active Cream is made purposely for all types of users and has been tested in the toughest of conditions by military personnel. To say the very least, it’s good stuff and can be recommended to absolutely anyone who wants to protect and soothe sensitive areas during work & play.
So thanks Ashley, good to hear from you again.
Warmest Regards,
Pete.
Ok Check that off. I have now read it all online.
But then again, I did not know what it was called Chef’s Arse I have had it before. I think it was from something on your list golf I think.
So I tried the corn starch but you end up with globs of stuff. May be called Chef’s Arse Globs Of Stuff (CAGOS) I did not like the sensation.
Somebody please pass me the Grizzly Sports Cream so I can hit a decent drive?
Thanks for the tip and I am sure Chefs worldwide will thank you.
Hey Barry, I love your sense of humour! & Thanks for joining this post today.
There are reports of desperate Chef’s actually using Corn Starch & even Custard Powder to get some relief from the dreaded Chef’s Arse!
But fear not, help is at hand with a cream that is specially formulated to tackle the problem. So any Chef’s out there feeling saddle sore with their rawhides might want to invest in some decent arse cream. Go get some where it hurts!
Cheers again Barry,
All the very best,
Pete.
Hello Pete at first I thought this was a joke, a very funny one but a joke nonetheless. But then I realized you just had a sense of humor about something that is a common complaint that effects thousands of workers daily in hot humid conditions. It is really great that you stepped up to the plate to share how to take care of your skin before you have to seek medical treatment. Although, funny this was really informative for people in the fields that you listed above, nicely done.
Sherry
Hey Sherry, thanks for commenting on this post today.
I’m glad to provide some info to those who are suffering from ‘chef’s arse’ and other skin complaints. It’s a common problem that’s really going to set in this upcoming summer, so there’s a basic need to care for our nether regions before we get severely sore.
I’ve liberally dosed the write up with lashings of humour, I know blokes here in the U.K like to have a jest when our ass or ‘crown jewels’ start getting itchy. It’s just a bit of fun in and out of work and the name Chef’s Arse is a slang term for a relatively rough problem when it really does becomes a pain in the ass!
I feel a few chuckles will do us no harm when seeking relief with a handy lotion to apply to the affected gentlemen’s areas.
Warmly,
Pete.
OMG I freaking love this article…
It had me in compulsions of laughter the whole way through. I’ve just started a spinning class and man my A$$ hates it so will definitely look into the grizzly cream.
Would you happen to have a remedy for Chef standing up all day sore feet cream? Seriously man when I have to cook for big functions I literally get sore feet and can’t walk properly for at least a day!
Will be bookmarking this site :-
thanks for the info. I”ll let you know if I had to give up my spin classes 🙁
Layne
Hey Layne, thanks for coming here and showing your appreciation today.
Woah, taking on spinning classes and cooking at big banquets is sure as tomorrow going to make you sticky, sweaty and sore. Grizzly Active Sports Cream will definitely help treat the saddle sore after a session on the indoor bicycle.
Although Grizzly Active cream is primarily for Thighs, Buttock Crack, Groin region, Nipples & Armpits I also see good reason to try it on your feet. It could be rubbed between the toes and at the back of the heel to stop cracking. However if you are looking for a special cream for feet, try some Foot Heel Balm for rough dry & Cracked Heels.
I would love to know how you get on, so be sure to report back here with the results. Here’s hoping you get to keep up with the Spinning classes whilst your feet stay comfortable at work.
Here’s to your very good health,
All the best,
Pete.
I almost blew a gasket laughing at the humor loaded up in your article. My husband suffers the sweaty crack dilemma as well. I don’t know how that is possible because he is such a skinny little stick. (said with love and affection) He gets the chapped cheeks and the works. Maybe I will have to get him some Chefs Arse cream. Hang on a moment…I have to ask him if I can post this comment.
Hi there Ellen.
Ohhh! There can be nothing worse than chapped cheeks. Better crack on then, & apply some Chef’s Arse Cream to lubricate them sore buttocks!
I just have to say although the condition of chafing is serious business, the way you present the information on your site is, to me, very humorous. Even though I’m not a man and have never experienced this unfortunate condition the way you present it got me to read further than I would have expected to.
Thanks Heather, for this page providing you with a good read. Anyone you know who could benefit from reading about Chef’s arse and finding help, then be sure to let them in on it.
Very best,
Pete
Yhanks for a wonderful post. It’s nkt my topic, chefs and tennis players but I do understand when your environment causes you pain from long hours of work or so. What you did here is wonderful it’s a pure help, and answer, a solution to the pain of many. It looks like you really know how bad the pain can be – thanks for your help. I am sure many chefs and people with the same problem will be grateful to you. Thanks.
Thanks Alexi, for joining this discussion.
Chafing of the skin lends the problem to anyone getting hot or doing exercise, be it work or leisure. No one can stop sweating as it’s perfectly natural. But we can control this with deodorants and soaps etc. But when the problem gets beyond that we need to reach for something that will take care of dry sore skin. That’s where Grizzly Active Cream comes in handy. Also Tea Tree Oil is easily one of the best ways to wash down before and after work & play.
I’m glad you found something here today, the very best of health to you.
Sincerely,
Pete.
Your title caught my attention. I was like what the what?! LOL ..Very informative information. My husband has this issue all the time. Now that the weather is so hot and humid here, he sweats up a storm. He definitely needs this. He was just complaining about something being raw and sore down there. Is that available to purchase in the United States? Thanks for the information.
Hi Sofia, Thanks for coming here to chsfesarsecream.
Now that things are getting warmer, this is the time when chef’s arse strikes in these hot and humid temperatures. I’m sorry to hear about the raw soreness in his crotch area as it’s one of the places that gets sticky easily. So many people this summer are going to see an increase, as this is where the majority of the sporting seasons are played out. Cyclists, Tennis Players, Football stars, you name it, are going to get affected by chaffing of the skin.
Sadly, Grizzly Active Sports Cream is not currently listed on Amazon for shipping to the US, but according to my investigations, you should be able to find something similar. Why not try Anti Monkey Butt and grab some Tea Tree Oil too. use the Tea Tree Oil whilst in the shower and the Anti Monkey Butt when getting active in the heat.
I’m glad I’ve been able to help, I sincerely hope you find what you are looking for.
Warmest wishes,
Pete.
Oh my gosh I laughed when I came across this post and had to check out your other post on what is chefs arse. What a strange and funny term to use!
Then I giggled all the way through your post too. I love the way you have taken a serious topic and written such an interesting, amusing and engaging article.
Thankfully this is not a problem I have and I don’t know of anyone else that has it, however I can guarantee you I won’t forget your website in case I ever need to refer someone with Chefs Arse!
Hi there Lynne, & thanks for leaving such a gratifying comment. Really appreciate it here.
Sure thing, Chefs are is a common complaint here in the U.K and it’s a proverbial term for chafed skin. I expect the world over there are other terms for this condition, namely, for example Swass or Swamp Ass.
My blog was formed on the foundation of working with men that suffer from this condition & to the way they react, sometimes with working class toilet humour when used to bemoan the ailment.
There’s perhaps more polite ways to talk about the issue but Chef’s Arse is a crude subject I have chosen to have a laugh about, and offer a solution in one. Sometimes laughter is indeed the best medicine.
I’m really glad it was an enlightening & memorable read and thank you for joining this discussion about Chef’s Arse.
To your good health Lynne
Cheers!
Pete.
Wow! I have never even heard of Chef’s Arse/Ass before. As a woman, I have definitely felt this pain slaving away in the kitchen or even just walking around outside (as I live in Louisiana, US and during the summer the average temp is anywhere from 80 degrees Fahrenheit to as high as 110+). This seems like a super unique product, because, like you said, most of these types of products are aimed to women and children. But men get the itchy crack sometimes too! Glad there are people out there who believe products should be for everyone, not just a certain group of people. Chefs and males, behold, the answer to your inflamed, itchy bum!
-Heather M.
Hi Heather, Thanks for Joining The Chef’s Arse Cream discussion & keeping up the humorous spirit here.
Looking at your weather report over in Louisiana, US, this surely has to be one of the hot spots for a sweaty crevice. We don’t usually expect those kind of temperatures here in the U.K, so if we suffer, you sure as heck will.
This is a good example, because the root cause of all the problems related to Chef’s Arse, Chef’s Ass, Swamp Ass, Swass, Sweat Rash, etc is the perspiration clinging to the skin. Our clothing traps moisture in and then it becomes a problem for not only those that work such as Chef’s, but ordinary folk going about their recreation or business.
Unlike Anti Perspirants & Deodorants which go against the natural process of sweating, applying an effective cream will form a barrier preventing salty sweat from making the skin dry and sore. We cant stop sweating, but we can treat the problem before it occurs when leaving the house to go out in high temperatures.
The sole purpose of my blog was to show Chef’s that there is something available to treat Chef’s Arse, However the Sore inflamed Itchy Ass is spread far & wide beyond stuffy kitchens. It’s a problem which has multiple names and I hope someone can find some relief within these posts & Pages.
Thanks again Heather, Nice one,
All the very best,
Take care now,
Pete.
I love this!
Me and my friend train a hell of a lot and we constantly suffer from this. We call it swamp ass. It’s the same thing. It’s awful when the chaffing kicks in. It’s about time someone came up with a cream that fixes it. I love the way it was written too, the personality of the writer shines bright through this page. Good luck!!!
Hey Boss Body.
Thanks for heading over to Chef’s Arse Cream and chiming in to this discussion.
Just like Swamp Ass, Chef’s Arse is indeed naturally one of the same thing.
Again, off the cuff, Sweat Rash is another name to boot and, no matter how you put it, this unpleasantness should be eliminated forthwith!
Thanks for the positive feedback here, & good luck staving off the Swamp Ass.
Cordially,
Pete.
What an eye opening article for such a private personal problem, I imagine most men experience this problem from time to time. I notice this mainly during our hot and humid summer weather when I am outdoors hiking and other outdoor activities. This miracle cream sounds to be the answer to many men’s problem, I am sure you have done us men a great service introducing us to this cream.
Hey there, & thanks for chiming in to this discussion about Chef’s Arse.
Yep, it’s that time of the year again when the moisture between our scrotum sacks & inner thighs truly ramps up. That’s not to say it only strikes in summer, any one of us can get this problem come rain or shine, it doesn’t matter if we’re in the Bahama’s or the Artic circle.
The problem is getting rid of that damp spot down in the deep dark folds of skin around the ass crack and ball bag. If at any time you put a finger down there it’s going to be either wet or slightly unsavoury to smell. That’s why we have to use something to clean up or form a protective barrier on the skin. Enter Grizzly Active Sports cream. This wonderful cream can be used before & after exercise either to take preventative measure’s for Chef’s Arse or to treat Chafing of the skin.
Chef’s busting their balls in a kitchen, Cyclists, Taxi Drivers, Office Workers, even a couch potato will always experience some discomfort in their nether regions, so regular washes & the usage of grizzly active sports cream will keep a man content throughout his day.
To your good health sir!
Pete.
Hi Pete,
It is really an interesting page and I really must say it is well written, the way you compare things is way too good. I really liked the way you ended the post , initially I was a little confused though the title of your post made me really interested in the content and the way it was written, LOL. It’s too good man!
This is a must read !!!
Hey Shrey
Thanks for coming here to Chefs Arse Cream & Joining us!
My title just means – If you are a chef that suffers from ‘chef’s arse’ and are looking for some relief, trying to find a remedy, or searching for a cure- but broken down to form a smaller title. I’m sorry you were confused though, but I’m glad you were interested enough to get read & get involved here.
Thanks for the positive words Shrey, & take care now.
Very best,
Pete
Thank you for for manufacturing the miracle sports cream for us as am a tennis player and i need to apply that cream to help me with skin chafing and soothing irritated skin.I am planning to order for myself this cream.I will be waiting the new arrival of creams from you.
Thank you for sharing with us
Yours
Jose
Nice one Jose, Thanks for dropping in to Chef’s Arse Cream seeking ways to treat Chafed irritating skin.
I’m glad you’ve come along and mentioned you’re a Tennis Player. Because thousands of sports people get what’s know as ‘Sweat Rash’ when working up the proverbial. Now the great thing about Grizzly Active is that you can apply before playing tennis to prevent chafing. I understand there’s lots of twisting involved so what you don’t need is sore, uncomfortable skin when slogging out a game.
Thanks for considering using this cream to prevent chafing of the skin.
To your very good health Sir,
Warmest regards,
Pete.
Gotta say, although it made me laugh out loud, as a golfer I can appreciate the uncomforted of this condition. Really sore. Well ‘golfers arse’ is anyway.
I didn’y realize chefs suffered from similar symptoms too. Kinda make me wonder if it is a good idea to be eating out in restaurants?!
Hello there Fairweather Green, & thanks for joining us here at Chefsarsecream.
Just another perfect example, Golfer’s Arse you just pointed out. Golfer’s can also suffer from chafing of the skin. Not something a golf player wants when trying to achieve the perfect drive. Many sportsmen can benefit from preventing a prickly sweat Rash by using a good cream.
Oh, & Don’t worry. Chef’s have been serving up your meals for thousands of years with a sweaty ass & ball sack.
Its all funny but the main problem is that your cream is not a cure only the way of making money. How could some skinny lab scientist who never worked a full shift in the kitchen when your Japanese flag is really burning can find a cure for hard working people like paint sprayers in their protective clothing, fire fighters, chefs or anyone in hot humid work environment around the world? It is a complete nonsense to blame only built up sweat for causing this condition it is much more complicated than that. It took me 4 years in paint spraying booth day in day out to work out what is really going on in these dark hidden areas of the men’s body but I’m free of burning chaffing and even the redness around my scrotum disappeared for good but the last person who I would disclose all my founding would be you with your cream a ointment shop who are following some cream stirrers from pharmaceutical companies. In them creams are active ingredients which on long term usage will give you a kidney problems just read the packaging and do some research online about them. I understand that you try to make money I use to do the same. Good luck with your product anyway.
Hi Radovan, & thanks for chiming into this discussion here.
Just want to say, I started this website because I work a job with chefs 8 hour days, 40 hours per week, so I am uniquely placed and qualified enough to recommend a product I believe in. The Grizzly Active cream is one that has been tried & tested on military personnel in tough conditions.
It’s not my intention to make money but to simply advise and help by way of a solution to the dreaded skin complaint known as chef’s arse.
It is interesting to note that you say long term use on the creams will give you skin problems, again it’s not my intention to see anyone get ill or die by using a product I endorse. Everyone must always make due diligence when selecting a pharmaceutical product.
I’ve had many work colleagues moan about a sore itchy scrotum and burning buttocks, so I went searching for a cream to cure chef’s arse. I’ve considered & taken your points on board and have decided to publish your comment here.
Take care now,
Pete.